Months in advance of starting this comic, I made a poster as a birthday present for my friend Nick Nadel, who was the biggest and only fan of my satirical comics efforts. The plan was to not show him (or even tell him about) the Fatman sequel until it was complete, but I got stuck on the lack of color in the source film, ran out of steam (and gags), and never finished the darn thing. This section also doubles as the big reveal to Nick, 15 years later, that I actually did start “Fatman Returns.”